My sister is kind of an idiot... and I mean it in the nicest way possible

Convo with my sister, just so I don't forget, also cause it's damn funny.

Me: "I never did that! I swear!" (Don't know what I was swearing about)

Pau: "Who do you swear to?"

Me: "Jesus, Buddha, Confucius--"

Pau (completely serious): "And the atheist gods?"

Me: "..."


And ten minutes later, she still thought atheists had gods. I had to explain it to her. *disappointed shake of the head*